Out-Of-Work Waitress Excited To See Congress Spend Time Impeaching Trump Again: The Babylon Bee

Local unemployed waitress and single mother Alissa Martins spoke to reporters, saying she is “very happy” about this development. …”I haven’t made a dime in over 3 weeks,” said the struggling young mother. “But I’m so glad Congress came through to provide the one thing that can sustain me through this difficult time: impeaching Trump again! Trump impeachment is the sustenance I need right now. I used to think food and shelter were essential, but now I realize that impeaching Trump is so much more important. Thank you, Nancy Pelosi!”

Should the Republican Party Exist Anymore? [Epoch Times Commentary]

Indeed, the very first legislation they are proposing in Congress institutionalizes and makes permanent, even extends, the fraudulent maneuvers in our electoral system everyone on the right has been complaining about, assuring the Democrats of perpetual victory, yet we have barely heard anything about it from the Republicans. …Should it be preserved or should there be a new party that actually is in synch with its rank-and-file, the Patriot Party, as some are calling it? …Trump is apparently interested. According to the yellow journalists over at the Daily Mail, that’s just because the now ex-president thinks flirting with a Patriot Party gives him leverage over the Republican Senators for the coming impeachment trial. They’re scared of his popularity with their voters come the next primary, as well they might be.