False Christian teachings, trends….
This post by the Babylon Bee is humorous, but it emphasizes a concern about which half the nation is distressed: liberty; constitutional rights of Americans. It seems, unfortunately, that half the nation is oblivious to the harm that is occuring. Furthermore, half the nation’s population doesn’t seem to mind government making all their decisions for them?
Local unemployed waitress and single mother Alissa Martins spoke to reporters, saying she is “very happy” about this development. …”I haven’t made a dime in over 3 weeks,” said the struggling young mother. “But I’m so glad Congress came through to provide the one thing that can sustain me through this difficult time: impeaching Trump again! Trump impeachment is the sustenance I need right now. I used to think food and shelter were essential, but now I realize that impeaching Trump is so much more important. Thank you, Nancy Pelosi!”
“This bill has been a long time coming,” said Abbott. “We need to flatten the curve of people being a bunch of Californians. That means everyone needs to wear a proper hat at all times and be a true Texan. Yee-haw!”
When confronted with the fact that nobody in Greenland was able to vote in the recent election, Trump quickly produced a thumb drive from a Dominion voting machine showing he had received 183% of the vote in the previously autonomous territory.
Netflix follows Cuties with another very important instructional movie. Please do not try this at home [SATIRE].
Allie Beth Stuckey satirically puts forth most of the democratic campaign platform.