Satire: WASHINGTON, D.C.—A spokesman for the Democrat party announced today that despite his party holding the White House and majorities in both houses of Congress, Republicans are to blame for their failure to pass any meaningful legislation so far this year. “Those pesky Republicans have foiled our plans again,” said Senate majority leader Chuck Schumer. “I mean, sure, we have the majority of the votes, but the Republicans just aren’t playing ball. They’re supposed to vote with us, just like we’ve always voted with them when they were in the majority.”
