Ted Wheeler, mayor of Clowntown AKA Portland, has finally just admitted that he’s a dweeb who has been conquered by the Neckbeard Basement-Dweller Brigade AKA Antifa, and has requested federal and state assistance after shunning outside help for months in favor of patting Antifa on the head and telling them how good and oppressed they are. …DO NOT MISS this amazing quote from Socialist Ted, delivered at a Friday press conference: “My good-faith efforts at de-escalation have been met with ongoing violence and even scorn from radical Antifa and anarchists. There are just some people who want to watch the world burn. That’s what we’re up against here.”